Minggu Bahasa Malaysia

Emm...
Semua murid(orang) harus bercakap dalam Bahasa Malaysia
Minggu ini adalad Minggu Bahasa Malaysia
Jika sesiapa bercakap dalam Bahasa lain, akan didenda RM0.50 bagi setiap kata yang kamu dikatakan ...

"Cakap lagi lah! Cina balik China...."[A part lyrics from Kawanku by NameWee]
Wat the helll tht this week is our School Malay week...I just felt speechless...So tired on many activities jor...now still got 1 lagi...itula Malay Week...! Suck! Damn u lar!

But watever...it will be another Wonderful week...Hope tht It will be fun for this week...Hope so!~

Hari ini ar...?!
Sekolah kami menpunyai assembly in dewan...Semua student must go the dewan thr...for sure...& suddenly somebody...bukan somebody lar...is kamu ni...Cikgu Tan...WTF ! He reminded me tht this week is Malay Week...reminded me to prepare a funny show for him?! Oh my God~ Why don u perform yrself...u sendiri adalah Aciting Club geh...u go lar~ Find me for wat jek? Haiz...so speechless...from last week until this week...he reminded me & reminded me...I think he only joking with me...BUT seriously...he reli Serious on the performance...!!!T.T....me wu yan...

apa saya buat dalam hari ini?
Damn funny....
Oleh itu hari ini ialah Malay Week...Saya jumpa sesiapa pun speak malay lar...actually hate to speak it...kerana saya hanya tahu speak broken malay only....but I just try to speak broken malay lor...damn dunno how to describe geh funny...
Saya pergi cari Cikgu Kan Mui Lan be4 Kelas PE...saya mempunyai conversation dengan dia seperti ini>>>
Saya: Cikgu nanti kami s3 adalah kelas PE atau Kelas Kausellor?
Ckigu started keep laughing thr...
Coz she speechless...Coz I speak in malay mar...XD..
Cikgu:(Still laughing...wont stop) Emm....(laughing again...wuyan...) Cikgu kausellor tidak cakap ada kelas kausellor...nanti ialah Kelas PE....( she still laugh....may b she oso don wanna speak Malay...but force to speak gua...)
Saya: Terima Kasih Cikgu! (Saya laugh, she keep laughing...dunno wat so funny?!)

Nanti apabila Kelas PE...
Itu dua Cikgu Kan ar...force us speak Malay ...
She & He( Both Cikgu Kan)..dunno why...keep laughing & speak malay(broken malay?! I think so...) Dunno wat so funny! Although me oso keep laughing with tht 2 silly cikgu...nanti sesiapa speak bahasa lain...dia keep force us to pay rm0.50 to him & her...Nah!!! U pay me 1st lar..XD...

Nanti ialah Kelas English...as usual...me have to greet tchr...actually during Class English our greet should be in language English...becoz of Malay week...I spoke in Malay..."Berdiri..."Semua S3G student wuyan...tchr smile...coz she oso wuyan....

Enough!!!
懶惰一直打那些那麽爛的國文和英文..辛苦大家看了那麽久...接下來更無言的即將登場...
今天上體育...我們走去踢足球...慣例...不過今天很特別...因爲有一個粉腸的“良好表現”需要和大家分享..
他..
作爲一個算是高三數一數二的足球天才（放屁啦...）
他...
作爲一個算是高三足球隊的隊長...領袖...
他...
今天盡然有這樣的“良好”表現和記錄...

兩個黃金機會...missed up...
兩個十二碼...很像Beckham...很像Beckham的飛機...把球踢去荷蘭搞咩....
還有數不完的單刀機會...
還有...
最重要..
今天還進了一個超詭異的烏龍球...

結果他成了全場的...“最差球員”[比賽通常都只有最佳球員]...
The Missed Of The Year...
空門居然射不進..
不要做人啦...

看了這個良好紀錄后..
是否很想知道這個無用的粉腸是誰leh..
沒錯..
他就是...
號稱...
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你們自己猜啦...
樹要皮...人要面....
我們保持沉默就好...